http://www.anvari.org/fun/Gender/

Our love will never become cold and hollow
Unless, one day, you refuse to swallow.

HAPPINESS
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him A little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and Not try to understand her at all.

HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED:
Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.


Q: What did one man's leg say to his other leg?
A: Hey look,shorty is growing a beard!

Q: What have working for the Mafia and fingering a woman got in
common?
A: One wrong move and you're in the shit!